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These are all the posts only strangers know. I lay things here with reckless abandon. Things I find funny, cute, thoughtful, weird, and beautiful. Also Karl Pilkington. My url is actually a reference to a podcast, and the mention was only to do with breakfast. ;l

This is a side blog! Sorry if I don't follow back with this name (that's impossible, obviously). I will probably follow you back on my main blog!
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miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

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basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

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vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

"Stupidest" is a word, extra idiot.

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

"Stupidest" is a word, extra idiot.

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codypl0x:

That guy is my new favorite person

codypl0x:

That guy is my new favorite person

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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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